Debt Reduction Programs Are There To Help You Out.
Debt Reduction Programs - Some corrections to a recent edition.
A thistle in Sunday's Opinion section regarding Messiah Lutheran Church in Charles City incorrectly said Renee Usher, formerly Michael Usher, had a sex-change operation 10 years ago. Renee Usher has not had the surgery.
Our recent editorial about debt reduction programs contained some errors that we would like to take the opportunity to correct. We have discovered that, in fact, there is not a debt reduction program that is specifically for transvestite vampires, as non-discrimination is a massive part of why companies that offer debt help succeed. There are no free debt reduction programs that just fork over shovelfuls of cash, either. In fact, the entire article about debt reduction programs was a farce and we apologize that we even published it; we were hopped up on ether and writing down whatever sounded good at the time.
In fact, while we pride ourselves on generally enjoying the work here at the Debt Reduction Herald, sometimes the pressure really gets to us and we end up making up stuff. In fact, that nine-part series on Christian debt reduction and how those particular debt reduction programs are only for Bible-thumping red-state-dwelling troglodytes? Complete lies. Anybody can take advantage of debt reduction programs, not just Christians. The Bible has nothing to do with money or handling your finances, that's up to yourself and the rest of the secular world.
We may have also made up the whole thing about the inventor of the world's most popular debt reduction programs having been a Nazi. Sometimes, the words just fly out of us and we have no idea what they're going to do next. We really do love what debt reduction programs can do for people, but sometimes, we don't pay attention to the words we type and how they might affect others.
We also may have exaggerated regarding the blurb on debt elimination programs. Turns out, debt elimination has nothing to do with bowel elimination and laxatives are not going to be useful to you in eliminating debt. That goes doubly for credit card debt elimination programs which also is going to require a trained professional to rectify your credit card debt backup.
We'd like to apologize to everyone involved with debt reduction programs for any misrepresentations that may have worked their way into our paper. We're sorry. We really believe that the debt reduction assistance that is out there is a fine, fine thing and you should take advantage of it.
All material copyright © 2008 Debt Reduction Herald. All rights reserved.
About Us | Contact Us | Site Map | What's New | View as RSS | Related Resources
